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Thursday, 8 May 2003
Wednesday, 7 May 2003
"is art merely cheesecake for the mind?" independent 7 feb 99
"watching gays 'getting their jollies off' is not my idea of 'fun entertainment'". westminster university student review of channel 4's "queer as folk". spring 99
November 04 1999 "uk channel 4 to screen first ejaculation on tv" "no penis wil be shown, instead the seed will be seen flying through the air in slow motion..."
Piss Christ, Andres Serrano
London's National Portrait Gallery, a "DNA image" of the genetic scientist Sir John Sulston. by Marc Quinn (creator of 'self', 8 pints of the artist's blood frozen into a sculpture of the artist's head).
ritalin: most "ADD sufferers" are boys.
mind itself is: "a persistent phenomenon that emerges from the virtual space of our imaginations."
"creation: life and how to make it"... steve grand
metro thurs aug 2000
"scientists yesterday said they had made a motor out of dna...."
this is the beat generation james campbell
"the beats occured like a noisey gear change at a point of cultural acceleration...."
"watching gays 'getting their jollies off' is not my idea of 'fun entertainment'". westminster university student review of channel 4's "queer as folk". spring 99
November 04 1999 "uk channel 4 to screen first ejaculation on tv" "no penis wil be shown, instead the seed will be seen flying through the air in slow motion..."
Piss Christ, Andres Serrano
London's National Portrait Gallery, a "DNA image" of the genetic scientist Sir John Sulston. by Marc Quinn (creator of 'self', 8 pints of the artist's blood frozen into a sculpture of the artist's head).
ritalin: most "ADD sufferers" are boys.
mind itself is: "a persistent phenomenon that emerges from the virtual space of our imaginations."
"creation: life and how to make it"... steve grand
metro thurs aug 2000
"scientists yesterday said they had made a motor out of dna...."
this is the beat generation james campbell
"the beats occured like a noisey gear change at a point of cultural acceleration...."
Tuesday, 6 May 2003
Simballrec's "45 seconds of:"
"45 seconds of:", is a new electronic music compilation from California-based imprint Simballrec that features 99 tracks all 45-seconds long
( via my analog life )
"45 seconds of:", is a new electronic music compilation from California-based imprint Simballrec that features 99 tracks all 45-seconds long
( via my analog life )
Sunday, 4 May 2003
Saturday, 3 May 2003
consumerism has been cast as the new patriotism....time dec 01
samuel beckett's
krapp's last tape....
the fraud's prayer
"our market who art on earth
hallowed be thy show
thy state power come
thy will be done
on the streets as it is in work
sell us this day our daily lie
and justify us y/our property
as we submit to those that assert property relations against us
and lead us anywhere but into autonomous temptation
but deliver us from anti-heirachical initiative
for our's is the stagnation
the cop and the celebrity
forever....or never?
amen"
"in the western world, parliamentary government, the judiciary and the media are democratic in appearance and totalitarian in reality." jean luc laurent
"once we can describe a thing, have a word for it, do we no longer perceive it?"
observer mag 23 mar 03
alter boy: "a mind controlled child"
observer 23 mar 03
rupert murdoch poised for bid on u.s. tv. if sucessful murdoch's global pay-tv empire would stretch from asia (star), through britain (bskyb) to the u.s.
slow food make eating sensual again
mona hatoum
AbioCor artificial heart.
spike milligan
pigjo, pan international global jack-off: "wank for peace"
chris morris
"if a terrorist group wanted to hit britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. the country would go into a nervous breakdown."
the pedestrian project yvette helin
"conventional military power stands little chance against a band of swarming 14th century terrorists." John Arquilla
guardian science mar 13 03
"the european commission is trying to restrict the transfer of torture technology. but regulations will be meaningless if non-member states don't support the action."
samuel beckett's
krapp's last tape....
the fraud's prayer
"our market who art on earth
hallowed be thy show
thy state power come
thy will be done
on the streets as it is in work
sell us this day our daily lie
and justify us y/our property
as we submit to those that assert property relations against us
and lead us anywhere but into autonomous temptation
but deliver us from anti-heirachical initiative
for our's is the stagnation
the cop and the celebrity
forever....or never?
amen"
"in the western world, parliamentary government, the judiciary and the media are democratic in appearance and totalitarian in reality." jean luc laurent
"once we can describe a thing, have a word for it, do we no longer perceive it?"
observer mag 23 mar 03
alter boy: "a mind controlled child"
observer 23 mar 03
rupert murdoch poised for bid on u.s. tv. if sucessful murdoch's global pay-tv empire would stretch from asia (star), through britain (bskyb) to the u.s.
slow food make eating sensual again
mona hatoum
AbioCor artificial heart.
spike milligan
pigjo, pan international global jack-off: "wank for peace"
chris morris
"if a terrorist group wanted to hit britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. the country would go into a nervous breakdown."
the pedestrian project yvette helin
"conventional military power stands little chance against a band of swarming 14th century terrorists." John Arquilla
guardian science mar 13 03
"the european commission is trying to restrict the transfer of torture technology. but regulations will be meaningless if non-member states don't support the action."
list
radio 4: "if no news is good news then news at ten is good news all the way".
nothing: "abscence of the thing sought."
marylin munroe,
on being invited "to brighten up the table."
"its like being a musician, you're invited so that you'll play."
"strange days:" (directed by Kathryn Bigelow) "paranoia is just reality on a finer scale."
"we want to make jam and marmalade as exciting as possible." (a spokeswoman on tv news a short while back, concerning robinson jam finally getting rid of the gollies.)
4d and the nostalgia honeytrap:
"as we get older we learn to filter out more and more detail, so theres less going on, theres fewer markers and time appears to go faster."
the way we were. excerpt from hetero-dictatorships past: (date unrecorded)- "in bbc tv's 'heart of the matter' tory mp geoffrey dickens said he wanted all homosexual acts to be illegal with police given the powers to raid gay adults who were sharing a home."
a team from national autonomous university of mexico and univ of california san diego has shown that by activating 2 of the sepallata genes along with the 3 original gene groups, they can create petals in place of leaves..."
new scientist 3 mar 01
"hydrogen-filled airships and planes could be powered by their skin."
sept 11th: 'the greatest political casualty was the fantasy of missile defence as a front-line posture against 'rogue' elements" (christopher hitchens 16 sept 01)
pgp inventor phil zimmermann thinks: "if we install blanket surveillance systems, it will mean the terrorists have won. they will have cost us our freedom."
"i find comfort in anything that reminds me of life before the bad time, like cooking." (email from lewis holman, an accountant, to his friends and family)
list 2:
wearing watches, vaccinations, mobile phones, xmas consumption, xmas mobilised population (just like joseph and mary in time for the census), more than 15 million uk soap viewers 4 days a week, nazi invasion of channel islands and jersy, mosley 40,000 british support, far right gains in uk local council elections 2003.
radio 4: "if no news is good news then news at ten is good news all the way".
nothing: "abscence of the thing sought."
marylin munroe,
on being invited "to brighten up the table."
"its like being a musician, you're invited so that you'll play."
"strange days:" (directed by Kathryn Bigelow) "paranoia is just reality on a finer scale."
"we want to make jam and marmalade as exciting as possible." (a spokeswoman on tv news a short while back, concerning robinson jam finally getting rid of the gollies.)
4d and the nostalgia honeytrap:
"as we get older we learn to filter out more and more detail, so theres less going on, theres fewer markers and time appears to go faster."
the way we were. excerpt from hetero-dictatorships past: (date unrecorded)- "in bbc tv's 'heart of the matter' tory mp geoffrey dickens said he wanted all homosexual acts to be illegal with police given the powers to raid gay adults who were sharing a home."
a team from national autonomous university of mexico and univ of california san diego has shown that by activating 2 of the sepallata genes along with the 3 original gene groups, they can create petals in place of leaves..."
new scientist 3 mar 01
"hydrogen-filled airships and planes could be powered by their skin."
sept 11th: 'the greatest political casualty was the fantasy of missile defence as a front-line posture against 'rogue' elements" (christopher hitchens 16 sept 01)
pgp inventor phil zimmermann thinks: "if we install blanket surveillance systems, it will mean the terrorists have won. they will have cost us our freedom."
"i find comfort in anything that reminds me of life before the bad time, like cooking." (email from lewis holman, an accountant, to his friends and family)
list 2:
wearing watches, vaccinations, mobile phones, xmas consumption, xmas mobilised population (just like joseph and mary in time for the census), more than 15 million uk soap viewers 4 days a week, nazi invasion of channel islands and jersy, mosley 40,000 british support, far right gains in uk local council elections 2003.
small things
earlier in the week i discovered that the little spider, the lodger in the window recess of my toilet these past few months, has died. or its been eaten by a bigger spider. or has simply buggered off. i can't tell if thats it's own carcass on the sill, or the discarded bio-wrap from it's past meals.
i'm saddened that its gone. there was a genuine pleasure checking in on it each day and though easy to dismiss, such small pleasures constellate into the greater pleasure-fields that mark time.
its partly due to the spider's departure that i experienced that madagascan cockroach moment on thursday. coz it has crossed my mind to perhaps re-house an insect or much larger spider in a habitat in the toilet.
or maybe an A-quarium screen, above where the toilet paper hangs, at my immediate eye-line when i'm sat shitting. there are few places in life where you spend accumulated time sat facing a really up close wall. prison is about the only other similar experience.
my toilet walls are papered with mostly grant morrison speech bubbles. so while that patch, in front of me for years, could at least benefit from an updated text, it is the perfect plot for a few thousand neural networked mini-flatmates to plug-in, set up camp and evolve.
earlier in the week i discovered that the little spider, the lodger in the window recess of my toilet these past few months, has died. or its been eaten by a bigger spider. or has simply buggered off. i can't tell if thats it's own carcass on the sill, or the discarded bio-wrap from it's past meals.
i'm saddened that its gone. there was a genuine pleasure checking in on it each day and though easy to dismiss, such small pleasures constellate into the greater pleasure-fields that mark time.
its partly due to the spider's departure that i experienced that madagascan cockroach moment on thursday. coz it has crossed my mind to perhaps re-house an insect or much larger spider in a habitat in the toilet.
or maybe an A-quarium screen, above where the toilet paper hangs, at my immediate eye-line when i'm sat shitting. there are few places in life where you spend accumulated time sat facing a really up close wall. prison is about the only other similar experience.
my toilet walls are papered with mostly grant morrison speech bubbles. so while that patch, in front of me for years, could at least benefit from an updated text, it is the perfect plot for a few thousand neural networked mini-flatmates to plug-in, set up camp and evolve.
'BIGGER CAGES, LONGER CHAINS....'
340: Four Interdisciplinary Studies in 19th and 20th Century Intellectual History:
Psychoanalysis, Mysticism, Nihilism, and Marxism
"......comprised of four interdisciplinary units......
a comparative study of a particular theme as it appears first in a nonliterary text and then in a major work of fiction:
1) Psychology and Literature: Psychoanalysis and the Short Story. The theory of psychosexual development and the father-son conflict (Freud and Kafka).
2) Theology and Literature: The Irrational in the Novel. Mankind’s religious, mystical impulse in conflict with the logic of science and the demands of rational self-interest (Kierkegaard and Dostoevsky).
3) Philosophy and Literature: Existentialism and the Novel. Nihilism and the concomitant destruction of Christian morality and the Western concept of the self (Nietzsche and Sartre).
4. Political Science and Literature: Communism in the Drama. The ethics of Communist revolution and terrorist activity. (Marx, Lenin and Brecht)."
360: The Existential Quest in the Modern Novel
"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him." (Nietzsche)
"If there is no God, then everything is permitted." (Dostoevsky)
"Everything that exists is born without reason, continues to live out of weakness, and dies by chance." (Sartre)
dictionary index
... fissilingual; fizgig; flagitious; flane; flaneur; flaskisable; fleer; flexanimous;
flinders; ... nidification; nidor; nidus; niggardly; nihilification; nihilism; nihil
obstat; ...
The Last Snapshot of the European Intelligentsia
generation online .com
340: Four Interdisciplinary Studies in 19th and 20th Century Intellectual History:
Psychoanalysis, Mysticism, Nihilism, and Marxism
"......comprised of four interdisciplinary units......
a comparative study of a particular theme as it appears first in a nonliterary text and then in a major work of fiction:
1) Psychology and Literature: Psychoanalysis and the Short Story. The theory of psychosexual development and the father-son conflict (Freud and Kafka).
2) Theology and Literature: The Irrational in the Novel. Mankind’s religious, mystical impulse in conflict with the logic of science and the demands of rational self-interest (Kierkegaard and Dostoevsky).
3) Philosophy and Literature: Existentialism and the Novel. Nihilism and the concomitant destruction of Christian morality and the Western concept of the self (Nietzsche and Sartre).
4. Political Science and Literature: Communism in the Drama. The ethics of Communist revolution and terrorist activity. (Marx, Lenin and Brecht)."
360: The Existential Quest in the Modern Novel
"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him." (Nietzsche)
"If there is no God, then everything is permitted." (Dostoevsky)
"Everything that exists is born without reason, continues to live out of weakness, and dies by chance." (Sartre)
dictionary index
... fissilingual; fizgig; flagitious; flane; flaneur; flaskisable; fleer; flexanimous;
flinders; ... nidification; nidor; nidus; niggardly; nihilification; nihilism; nihil
obstat; ...
The Last Snapshot of the European Intelligentsia
generation online .com
Friday, 2 May 2003
BUTTONS AND ROACHES
yesterday i experienced my very own "desert darlings" moment (channel 4, tuesday 9pm) when i held a madagascan "hissing" cockroach in my hand.
in the petshop in camden, north london, where i was stocking up on cat and hamster supplies, there was a woman who mentioned her friend's phobia of buttons.
i said that i had 3 friends with button phobias.
i was at that point stood near a small tank filled with the madagascan roaches. i said that though i can pick up spiders and i welcome them in my home (though sadly they're often taunted by peggy the cat), i wouldn't pick up a roach and they do make me shudder a bit.
another woman, who worked in the shop, got the roach habitat off the shelf and opened it up. there were hundreds of them, varying in age and size. they didn't fly and she said their only defensive manoevre was too create a hissing sound.
she picked one up and showed me its little face. she drew attention to the fact that its face was actually kind of attractive.
and then she placed it in my hand and it just stood there. they were more docile and flatter than our regular roaches. it was heavier than a spider.
i stroked it's back, which was ridged and very solid. when she picked it up again she pointed out that i would feel its velcro like holding-on power.
they live for about 5 years and she feeds them on soft fruits. the males have a stumpy horn like ridge on their brows.
yesterday i experienced my very own "desert darlings" moment (channel 4, tuesday 9pm) when i held a madagascan "hissing" cockroach in my hand.
in the petshop in camden, north london, where i was stocking up on cat and hamster supplies, there was a woman who mentioned her friend's phobia of buttons.
i said that i had 3 friends with button phobias.
i was at that point stood near a small tank filled with the madagascan roaches. i said that though i can pick up spiders and i welcome them in my home (though sadly they're often taunted by peggy the cat), i wouldn't pick up a roach and they do make me shudder a bit.
another woman, who worked in the shop, got the roach habitat off the shelf and opened it up. there were hundreds of them, varying in age and size. they didn't fly and she said their only defensive manoevre was too create a hissing sound.
she picked one up and showed me its little face. she drew attention to the fact that its face was actually kind of attractive.
and then she placed it in my hand and it just stood there. they were more docile and flatter than our regular roaches. it was heavier than a spider.
i stroked it's back, which was ridged and very solid. when she picked it up again she pointed out that i would feel its velcro like holding-on power.
they live for about 5 years and she feeds them on soft fruits. the males have a stumpy horn like ridge on their brows.
Thursday, 1 May 2003
DIFFERENCE
"the time has come for those who are different to stand united." so says the movie poster for today's opening of xmen2.
in the virgin megastore, in camden north london, police and an ambulance crew are removing a topless young man from the shop. he is behaving in the manner of someone who is, or is about to be, classified as having mental health problems.
meanwhile in town, swarms of yellow jacketted police corral a group of mayday protestors. many of the protestors probably identify themselves as different. in reality their off-the-peg anarchist identities are formulaic and ordinairy. sadly it is also, all too often, nothing more than a heavily scripted youthful phase in there lives. full-time mainstream role-playing beckons.
a bit of violence and destruction can be a laugh, and its equally satisfying to cost big businesses a few million in losses for a day, but don't kid ourselves that these commodified gladitorial games are any kind of revolution or progress.
there are always those delusioned anarchists/protestors who might aswell be jehovahs witnesses or party politicians, and are about as tiresome as the mediocre capitalist process they believe themselves to be opposing.
while there are countless situations when it is nescessary to physically fight with the police, i mostly distrust the motives of protesters who ritually battle the police during any token demonstration. i can't help seeing their predictable reactions towards "authority" figures as blatantly unresolved conflict with their mostly middle-class parents. tantrums dressed up as sincere ideology.
and i distrust the ironic class war that exists unacknowledged between the predominantly middle-class, college educated protestors, filled to the gills with outdated romantic/tribal ideals, versus the predominantly tabloid-reading, intellectually-challenged police with their similarly anachronistic belief in morality and order.
ultimately the "anarchists" are as vital a cog in contemporary hyper-capitalism as the police are, who at the end of the day are also just working people. 21st century radicalism demands that any boundaries colluding in the concept of "they" and "we", us and them, are made deliberately blurred. it is nescessary to subvert this grand distraction that there is any real difference between our "enemies" and our "selves". through complexity true revolution can begin.
"the time has come for those who are different to stand united." so says the movie poster for today's opening of xmen2.
in the virgin megastore, in camden north london, police and an ambulance crew are removing a topless young man from the shop. he is behaving in the manner of someone who is, or is about to be, classified as having mental health problems.
meanwhile in town, swarms of yellow jacketted police corral a group of mayday protestors. many of the protestors probably identify themselves as different. in reality their off-the-peg anarchist identities are formulaic and ordinairy. sadly it is also, all too often, nothing more than a heavily scripted youthful phase in there lives. full-time mainstream role-playing beckons.
a bit of violence and destruction can be a laugh, and its equally satisfying to cost big businesses a few million in losses for a day, but don't kid ourselves that these commodified gladitorial games are any kind of revolution or progress.
there are always those delusioned anarchists/protestors who might aswell be jehovahs witnesses or party politicians, and are about as tiresome as the mediocre capitalist process they believe themselves to be opposing.
while there are countless situations when it is nescessary to physically fight with the police, i mostly distrust the motives of protesters who ritually battle the police during any token demonstration. i can't help seeing their predictable reactions towards "authority" figures as blatantly unresolved conflict with their mostly middle-class parents. tantrums dressed up as sincere ideology.
and i distrust the ironic class war that exists unacknowledged between the predominantly middle-class, college educated protestors, filled to the gills with outdated romantic/tribal ideals, versus the predominantly tabloid-reading, intellectually-challenged police with their similarly anachronistic belief in morality and order.
ultimately the "anarchists" are as vital a cog in contemporary hyper-capitalism as the police are, who at the end of the day are also just working people. 21st century radicalism demands that any boundaries colluding in the concept of "they" and "we", us and them, are made deliberately blurred. it is nescessary to subvert this grand distraction that there is any real difference between our "enemies" and our "selves". through complexity true revolution can begin.
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